About me



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You may have noticed, I'm not all there either. - Chesire Cat


My life is a wreck.


i-ran-over-oprah:

jensleys:

What if instead of moaning when you orgasmed you yodeled

What do you mean what if

(Source: hemmimgs)


"What if you don’t complete the person that completes you?"
- 23:04 - torch-ured (via perfect)

You’re miserable. Ha.


dutchster:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality


Dear future bofran,

I love cute texts. But if you can’t say it to my face ever, we have an issue. & I’ll delete the cute text.

I will not relive a past relationship.

Say It to my face boo 😙


"I hope you fall in love
With someone who always texts back and never lets
You fall asleep thinking you’re
Unwanted.
I hope you fall in love with someone
Who holds your hand during the scary parts of
Horror movies and burns
Cookies with you when you’re
Too busy dancing around the
Kitchen.
I hope you fall in love with
Someone who sees galaxies in your eyes
And hears music in your
Heartbeats.
I hope you fall in love with someone who
Tickles you and makes you smile
On hard days and on easy
Ones.
But beyond all that I hope
You fall in love with someone
Who will never leave you behind
And who will never take you
For granted, someone who
Will stand by you when you’re
Right and stand by you
When you’re wrong,
Someone who has seen you at your worst
And has loved you
Still.
I hope you fall in love
With someone who
Kisses you in the rain
And hugs you in the cold and
Wouldn’t have you any other
Way."

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles)


ravioligarchy:

latino? more like latiyes. end racism now